a meme: texting/TFLN style.

[louisianawolf]

You know what other kind of meme we need here? A texting/TFLN style meme. So here it is.

THE RULES & HOW TO PLAY—
1). Have fun.
2). Browse TFLN for ideas and/or copypasta.
3). Post top levels for your character/s, and tag around.
4). This meme could (probably will) contain NSFW content and other shenanigans, so read with caution if you're at work or in another public place where you gotta be careful.

Comments

Wanda Maximoff

[divaricate]

( 1 ) Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.

( 2 ) it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have your dad come pick your drunk ass up at 3am. Adulthood.

( 3 ) I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.

( 4 ) For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".

( 5 ) the wildcard option: send her something

4

[waypastasking]

I wonder why *insert saracsm*

4

[silversneakers]

Probably because his phone is still broken.

3

[arctic_chill]

I know a place doing dollar beers, we could make bad life choices together.

4.

[prefers_magneto]

My phone isn't mobile; I just got home.

Sara Lance

[canaria]

( 1 ) I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night.

( 2 ) Oh my god I need an adult. Wait shit I am an adult.

( 3 ) well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...

( 4 ) Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.

( 5 ) the wildcard option: send her something

1

[notthatblonde]

is there some sort of superhero handbook that I don't know about?

1

[thehawksnest]

Look I already apologized for that, it was dark and I didn't know you head was there.

2

[katerrifically]

An adult who can actually adult?

4

[bethebetterpath]

This is a thing? Truly...? You have my attention.

Hayley Marshall-Kenner

[louisianawolf]

( 1 ) I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.

( 2 ) I need mimosas to revive my soul.

( 3 ) I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.

( 4 ) Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.

( 5 ) the wildcard option: send her something

4

[silversneakers]

Hot Pockets are tricky.

Felicity Smoak

[notthatblonde]

1. Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!

2.Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.

3. Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.

4.I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.

5. I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood

6. Text her

4

[bethebetterpath]

There must be more to the story than that.

3

[arctic_chill]

Are you the blonde from the bar?

[coffeevixen]

1.) I must be really high-- or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger?

2.) Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle??

3.) I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".

4.) I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.

5.) [Text Her!]

[prefers_magneto]

1. I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.

2. just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.

3. Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.

4. they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.

5. Text him!

2

[bethebetterpath]

You are never allowed to give me shite about my drinking again.

Daniel Cain

[fuckingpretty]

1. Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way.

2. im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds

3. I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...

4. My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

5. Text him!

4

[tolife]

Is... is that what I walked in on? IS THAT WHY YOU THREW A SHOE AT ME?

Airy Miller

[imaginationswoes]

1. I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.

2. So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?

3. Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.

4. I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood.

5. Text her!

[ooc: number 2 was too good to pass up...]

1

[tolife]

That sounds like a sound reason to cancel, but who am I to say anything on the matter.

Herbert West

[tolife]

1: The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions.

2: I think I just naturally attract stoners.

3: The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb...
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft ?

4: She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow.

Zach Lamont

[arctic_chill]

1: Just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.

2: The best part of last night is not remembering half of it

3: If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.

4: I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.

Jacob Frye

[nothinglikefather]

1. I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.

2. excuse me i just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, i can do anything.

3. just had three numbers i don't know thank me for last night. what did we do??

4. I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.

5. [Text him]

3

[arctic_chill]

Dude, your the bomb. You don't remember that shit?

Edward Kenway

[fameorfolly]

1. Life is so much better after having sex.
2. I remember walking into a bathroom stall with a couple fucking in it, giving them a condom and a thumbs up and leaving.
3. I just want to know who wrote "Dibbz" on my ass.
4. I can't decide if I should go fuck someone or keep drinking
5. I literally just wielded a cutlass to save a child's life, what did you do today?
6. Okay spinning the opposite direction that the room is spinning was the worst advice ever.
7. [wildcard/text/misfire him]

3.

[capj_harkness]

Oh that was me. Is that how you spell it?

Ratonhnhaké:ton (Connor)

[mustact]

1. The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb

2. just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.

3. The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions

4. For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...

5. [ Your good ol' wildcard option. ]

1

[fameorfolly]

Why a lamb?