louisianawolf: narcissa @ ij (Hayley; dramatic eye roll)
Hayley Marshall-Kenner ☽ ❝Andréa Labonair❞ ([personal profile] louisianawolf) wrote in [community profile] cityofsin_ooc2019-02-05 07:15 pm
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a meme: texting/TFLN style.

You know what other kind of meme we need here? A texting/TFLN style meme. So here it is.

THE RULES & HOW TO PLAY—
1). Have fun.
2). Browse TFLN for ideas and/or copypasta.
3). Post top levels for your character/s, and tag around.
4). This meme could (probably will) contain NSFW content and other shenanigans, so read with caution if you're at work or in another public place where you gotta be careful.
divaricate: easystreet @ dw (infinity war ● 296)

Wanda Maximoff

[personal profile] divaricate 2019-02-06 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
( 1 ) Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.

( 2 ) it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have your dad come pick your drunk ass up at 3am. Adulthood.

( 3 ) I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.

( 4 ) For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".

( 5 ) the wildcard option: send her something

canaria: made for me; please don't take (commission [47])

Sara Lance

[personal profile] canaria 2019-02-06 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
( 1 ) I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night.

( 2 ) Oh my god I need an adult. Wait shit I am an adult.

( 3 ) well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...

( 4 ) Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.

( 5 ) the wildcard option: send her something
notthatblonde: (iconsby_tessitura@dw (49))

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[personal profile] notthatblonde 2019-02-06 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
is there some sort of superhero handbook that I don't know about?
canaria: Hollow Art (Sara; I'm on it ok)

[personal profile] canaria 2019-02-06 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
tbh it's really just 'fake it til you make it'.
waypastasking: (easycompany-cacw-110)

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[personal profile] waypastasking 2019-02-06 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder why *insert saracsm*
divaricate: sways @ dw (➤ commission [4])

[personal profile] divaricate 2019-02-06 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
I'm about to start spamming cat .gifs, honestly.
notthatblonde: (3 - LNhVEo0)

Felicity Smoak

[personal profile] notthatblonde 2019-02-06 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
1. Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!

2.Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.

3. Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.

4.I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.

5. I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood

6. Text her
thehawksnest: easystreet @ dw (aou → (40))

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[personal profile] thehawksnest 2019-02-06 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Look I already apologized for that, it was dark and I didn't know you head was there.
Edited 2019-02-06 11:41 (UTC)
katerrifically: (Default)

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[personal profile] katerrifically 2019-02-06 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
An adult who can actually adult?
silversneakers: (Default)

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[personal profile] silversneakers 2019-02-06 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Hot Pockets are tricky.
silversneakers: (Default)

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[personal profile] silversneakers 2019-02-06 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Probably because his phone is still broken.
coffeevixen: (fuzzy)

[personal profile] coffeevixen 2019-02-06 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
1.) I must be really high-- or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger?

2.) Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle??

3.) I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".

4.) I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.

5.) [Text Her!]
prefers_magneto: (magneto take it from me)

[personal profile] prefers_magneto 2019-02-06 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.

2. just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.

3. Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.

4. they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.

5. Text him!
bethebetterpath: (all in the mind)

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[personal profile] bethebetterpath 2019-02-06 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
This is a thing? Truly...? You have my attention.
bethebetterpath: (Default)

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[personal profile] bethebetterpath 2019-02-06 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
There must be more to the story than that.
bethebetterpath: (trio [erik peter])

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[personal profile] bethebetterpath 2019-02-06 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
You are never allowed to give me shite about my drinking again.
fuckingpretty: (Default)

Daniel Cain

[personal profile] fuckingpretty 2019-02-06 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way.

2. im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds

3. I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...

4. My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

5. Text him!
canaria: made for me; please don't take (commission [32] ✔)

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[personal profile] canaria 2019-02-06 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't believe you didn't invite me to the murderfest. I thought we were friends.
imaginationswoes: (Default)

Airy Miller

[personal profile] imaginationswoes 2019-02-06 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.

2. So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?

3. Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.

4. I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood.

5. Text her!


[ooc: number 2 was too good to pass up...]
tolife: (contacts - disgusted)

Herbert West

[personal profile] tolife 2019-02-06 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
1: The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions.

2: I think I just naturally attract stoners.

3: The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb...
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft ?

4: She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow.
Edited 2019-02-06 21:51 (UTC)
tolife: (little scarf)

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[personal profile] tolife 2019-02-06 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds like a sound reason to cancel, but who am I to say anything on the matter.
tolife: (manipulative)

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[personal profile] tolife 2019-02-06 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
On a scale of one to ten, how badly do you need help moving bodies?
tolife: (oh snap)

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[personal profile] tolife 2019-02-06 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Is... is that what I walked in on? IS THAT WHY YOU THREW A SHOE AT ME?
nothinglikefather: made by peaked (044)

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[personal profile] nothinglikefather 2019-02-06 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd wait till he'd balls deep if I were you.

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