a meme: texting/TFLN style.

[louisianawolf]

You know what other kind of meme we need here? A texting/TFLN style meme. So here it is.

THE RULES & HOW TO PLAY—
1). Have fun.
2). Browse TFLN for ideas and/or copypasta.
3). Post top levels for your character/s, and tag around.
4). This meme could (probably will) contain NSFW content and other shenanigans, so read with caution if you're at work or in another public place where you gotta be careful.

Comments

[nothinglikefather]

You aren't getting any hot pockets

Also ps dont use the kettle

[fameorfolly]

... what did you do to the Kettle?

[nothinglikefather]

It attacked me first

[fameorfolly]

How? It's an inanimate object, Jacob. It don't have legs or teeth.

[nothinglikefather]

No but it was filled with boiling hot water and it was blowing steam in my face.

[fameorfolly]

Jacob. That's what a kettle does. What sort of Englishman are you?

[nothinglikefather]

A hungover one?

[fameorfolly]

Eat something greasy like a bacon butty.

On second thought, let me get home to cook before you burn the whole damned place down.

[nothinglikefather]

I'm not that bad! I made myself toast yesterday! And hot pockets!