1. I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
2. So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
3. Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
4. I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood.
Airy Miller
2. So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
3. Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
4. I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood.
5. Text her!
[ooc: number 2 was too good to pass up...]