a meme: texting/TFLN style.

[louisianawolf]

You know what other kind of meme we need here? A texting/TFLN style meme. So here it is.

THE RULES & HOW TO PLAY—
1). Have fun.
2). Browse TFLN for ideas and/or copypasta.
3). Post top levels for your character/s, and tag around.
4). This meme could (probably will) contain NSFW content and other shenanigans, so read with caution if you're at work or in another public place where you gotta be careful.

Comments

[prefers_magneto]

It looks like you slept in it after being dragged behind a car.

[bethebetterpath]

Gee, don't sugarcoat it. Tell me how you really feel?

[prefers_magneto]

Do you have money yet? Because I can take you shopping for something that looks less... homeless.

[bethebetterpath]

Yes, I have bloody money! I get paid for working at Steve's boarding house. It's not a lot, but it's... And it doesn't matter. I like my sweater. I do not look homeless!

[prefers_magneto]

...Maybe it's your haircut, then.

[prefers_magneto]

That would be a little harder to smuggle in my jacket.

[prefers_magneto]

I suppose. Do you need me?

[bethebetterpath]

...

I am open to shaving but I am NOT cutting my hair!

[prefers_magneto]

No, well. It's a good look. It matches your shirt.

[divaricate]

huff huff huff

[divaricate]

also doable.

do you

even


know how this magic thing works? :P

[divaricate]

yes.

[fameorfolly]

That sounds like a fair deal.

[fameorfolly]

How? It's an inanimate object, Jacob. It don't have legs or teeth.

[fameorfolly]

So you want a pet? There are better things suited for indoors.

Besides, you don't want to go messing with a farmer's flock. You're likely to get a head full of shot for it. Not worth the trouble.

What about a cat? or... a rabbit? Hell, Airy can bring over Lunchable her puppy, then you don't have to steal anything.

[nothinglikefather]

No but it was filled with boiling hot water and it was blowing steam in my face.

[mustact]

I don't think I have seen someone with a rabbit for a pet.

[fameorfolly]

Jacob. That's what a kettle does. What sort of Englishman are you?

[fameorfolly]

No? Well we can get you one from somewhere if that's what you want. They're small and soft, and don't get in near as much trouble as the rest.

[mustact]

I suppose they are small and cute.

[ HMMMM ]

[nothinglikefather]

A hungover one?

[prefers_magneto]

I'm listening.

[You have, in face, his undivided attention.]

Re: 3

[notthatblonde]

I'm blonde, and I was in the bar, so yes?

why?

Re: 4

[notthatblonde]

maybe.

[fameorfolly]

Eat something greasy like a bacon butty.

On second thought, let me get home to cook before you burn the whole damned place down.