a meme: texting/TFLN style.

[louisianawolf]

You know what other kind of meme we need here? A texting/TFLN style meme. So here it is.

THE RULES & HOW TO PLAY—
1). Have fun.
2). Browse TFLN for ideas and/or copypasta.
3). Post top levels for your character/s, and tag around.
4). This meme could (probably will) contain NSFW content and other shenanigans, so read with caution if you're at work or in another public place where you gotta be careful.

Comments

[nothinglikefather]

I'm waiting for you to cook your clock before I try them. It'll make a great starter.

[imaginationswoes]

That's pretty.

[She's a little sad but it happens. Luckily, through texts, she can just hide her sad.]

[nothinglikefather]

Come sit on a roof with me and tell me what's wrong.

[imaginationswoes]

I can come sit on the roof with you but I don't know if I feel up to talking about anything.

What about drinking or drugs or... anything else?

[mustact]

I think it might taste a bit too metallic.

[prefers_magneto]

We haven't even talked about anything pointy yet.

[tolife]

I'm heading into work, can't be on the phone anymore alas.

[ NOPE NOPE NOPE. ]

[prefers_magneto]

Knives. Barbed wire. Lawnmower blades.

[tolife]

[ Yeah. He's just gonna leave his phone in his desk, and power that bitch off. Sorry roomies hes unavailable. ]

[prefers_magneto]

Meat cleavers. Axes.

[canaria]

Oh okay. What did?

[nothinglikefather]

We could tenderise it first? that might improve the flavour.

[nothinglikefather]

If you want a distraction, I'm your man.

Re: 4

[louisianawolf]

For real. It should be a crime.

[imaginationswoes]

I think you're my man then.

Re: 3

[divaricate]

heeeeeeeeeeeelll yeah let's go

Re: 4

[divaricate]

you and your reasonable explanations

Re: 4.

[divaricate]

does that mean you're free now

1

[divaricate]

too bad you don't know someone who can magically make a full bottle and not just a flask. go big or go home.

[mustact]

I suppose if nothing else it would be easier to swallow.

[silversneakers]

Or he's just, I don't know, busy with other things?

[silversneakers]

Or self-heating or something. No microwave necessary.

[bethebetterpath]

I'm sure it was very classy. Never tease me about my drinking again...

[prefers_magneto]

Charles. Look at the shirt you're wearing right now.

[bethebetterpath]

There is nothing wrong with my sweater! It's very comfortable...