Hahahah oh my god, I see what you mean now about it being an insane homebrew!! I like the sounds of it though. I think that the only issue might be that this would take my Lestat, who is currently from canon, and not only switch his canon point, but also switch him into being an AU Lestat. So if the mods agree to that, then that could totally work. Are you at all familiar with Anne Rice's vampire lore?