"Stick close to me. I've got a knack for finding trouble, but I'm also damn good at profiting from it. It's how I got to my illustrious position." It was said with a wry grin, because being a stripper was normally anything but illustrious.

"I can do so much for you," she said, leaning in so she could speak softer and get closer to him. Unfortunately she chose the wrong side and was whispering into his deaf ear.