Really, humans had such the oddest ideas sometimes. Why on earth would he want anyone's souls? What did they even think he was going to do with them? Start a collection?

And at Diana's pronouncement, Lucifer laughs, an ungainly snort. "A vampire," he says, with the kind of grin that suggests that he doesn't believe her at all. Who says the Devil couldn't be guilty of a little hypocrisy? "Looking to take a bite out of my neck, are you?"